No, no it's fine. -SH

You: Bored. -SH

Stranger: You're always bored. -JW

You: True. Fix it. -SH

You: And where are you? -SH

Stranger: Work. You know, for rent and somesuch? -JW

You: But it's Thursday. You never work Thursdays. -SH

Stranger: Sherlock, it's Wednesday. -JW

You: You're covering for Sarah again arn't you? -SH

Stranger: Did you get ahead of yourself or have you missed a whole 6 days? -JW

You: Oh, is it? -SH

You: Most likely the latter. -SH

Stranger: You realize this alarms me? -JW

You: How so? -SH

You: Why would it alarm /you?/ -SH

Stranger: Because it means you've been off the map for nearly a week, and that's not good. -JW

You: Hm. I suppose not. -SH

You: The days blur together John. -SH

You: I'm dreadfully bored. -SH

You: There're no more distractions. -SH

Stranger: You've had cases! You just finish them quicker than the criminals can keep up with. -JW

You: I haven't had an interesting case in almost a month. -SH

You: The one with the cats and the gardener doesn't count. -SH

You: Mycroft put Lestrade up to that I'm sure of it. -SH

You: Funny what passes as 'pillow talk' these days. -SH

Stranger: Leave them alone; they're both happier than they've been in years. -JW

You: Yes. Exactly. -SH

Stranger: This bothers you? -JW

You: Of course it does John. -SH

You: I'm... -SH

You: Well, I think I'm jealous of them. -SH

You: To be perfectly honest.-SH

Stranger: You? Jealous? That your brother's shagging Lestrade? -JW

You: No. God no. You must be dumber than I thought. -SH

You: I'm jealous of what they have. -SH

Stranger: What, a relationship? -JW

Stranger: Sherlock, are you okay? -JW

Stranger: Do I need to come home? -JW

You: Mycroft seems so...content around Lestrade. -SH

Stranger: Well, yes, that's where that happiness bit comes in. -JW

Stranger: You alright, mate? -JW

You: No, it's... -SH

You: It's alright. -SH

Stranger: Are you sure? I can come home if you're...in trouble, or anything. -JW

You: Well, I wouldn't mind the company to be honest. -SH

You: Mrs. Hudson's gone to her sisters. -SH

Stranger: Are you dragging me home because you can't occupy yourself for eight hours a day, or because you actually need someone there? -JW

You: No, no I'm fine. -SH

Stranger: You sure? -JW

You: Just bored that's all. -SH

Stranger: Right. -JW

You: John, he is most assuredly not fine. -M

Stranger: Mycroft? How many sodding times do I need to change my number? -JW

You: Don't bother. -M

You: And get back to Baker St. -M

You: Now. -M


Aaaaaaaand they disconnected. D: It was just getting to the good part.

Aww. That was so cool! I was looking forward to Sherlock being like " John, I'm jealos of them and I want you to fix it" and John be like *anime face* "ok!"