What Sherlock does with all the milk.

You: Pick up some milk since you're out. -SH

Stranger: What on earth do you do with all the milk?-JW

You: Where ae you by the way? -SH

You: *are

Stranger: I've just been taking a walk. Clearing my head.-JW

You: I'm curdling it in the tub. Experiment. -SH

Stranger: God. No. Ugh.-JW

You: What for? Did you break up with whatshername again? -SH

You: Really John you should just stop trying. They only end up getting the way eventually anyway. -SH

Stranger: Oh there you go. That's the solution.-JW

You: I'm glad you've finally come round to my way of thinking. -SH

You: Took you long enough. -SH

Stranger: Oh absolutely. I should just be content to live an abstinent life with my best friend and the curdled milk in our tub.-JW

You: Well it'll be cheese eventually. That's the point. -SH

You: And why not? That was my general plan. -SH

Stranger: Oh, that's the point. Okay, nearly missed it.-JW

You: Do pay attention John. -SH

Stranger: Sherlock. I've been being sarcastic.-JW

You: I know. I'm not actually stupid. -SH

You: But apparently you are. -SH

Stranger: Ah, great. All the more reason to want to come home.-JW

You: Oh, and I'm hungry drop by Angelo's on the way back. I ordered take out. Should be done by now. -SH

You: I got your favorite if it'll get you out of your mood. -SH

You: Really John you dated her for less than a month. -SH

Stranger: This isn't about her.-JW

You: ...What's it about then? There's obviously nothing wrong with Harry. -SH

You: And you and Sarah have become quite close since your break-up. -SH

You: So you're obviously not losing your job. -SH

Stranger: Leave it.-JW

You: Why? I'll just deduce it when you get home anyway. -SH

You: Now it's just a challenge. -SH

Stranger: Shove off.-JW

You: Has Mycroft been hassling you again? I didn't think you minded that much and there's nothing I can do about it really. -SH

You: The rents been paid through next month, and Mrs. Hudson's in good spirits. -SH

Stranger: Sherlock, no. It's not...no.-JW

You: You and Lestrade are fine. He took you out to the pub just last night to deal with her. -SH

You: You were in a much better mood when you came in. -SH

You: What else is there? -SH

Stranger: I can't go out for a walk?-JW

You: Is it Molly? What would Molly do to upset you? -SH

You: No. It's unusual. You don't break your routine unless we're on a case, you have a date, or something is wrong. -SH

You: Is it me? -SH

Aaaaaand then they signed off D; I like to pretend he was about to confess his love for Sherlock. Yes, that's what happened. Good. Definitely.

Cool!

Very.

So the person just left you hanging???

Yeah they just disconnected randomly. Omegle does that all the time it's really annoying. But whatever it happens.